Finally caught up with Lost last night (I refuse to post pictures due to the Mooseness of the women and the Twatness of the men).
Jesus..someone got killed...oh, it's a non-entity that nobody's ever seen before. How cutting edge. I thought all the extras had been laid off, or moved to another part of the island.
I presume this was an attempt to make up for the two - two - previous cop-outs on bumping off a main character.
And then they killed off Evil Bloke as soon as they caught him. What are they thinking? It's Uber-Crap.
This is such lame stuff that I'm veering towards The Heaven & Earth Show as a dramatic alternative.
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like you - I too thought lost to be a load of old bolox (or maybe even botox) - then using the latest in broad-band technology - I downloaded episodes 15-24 of Series 1 - Episodes 00-05 of Series 2 - watched them non-stop in an zombie-like-trance - now I actually think I am on the island - living down in that concrete undergound chamber - pressing keys (oops plot-spoiler warning - too damn late!!)
"I refuse to post pictures due to the Mooseness of the women and the Twatness of the men"
A moist Evangeline Lily is not to be sniffed at I reckon. Each to their own though.
"then using the latest in broad-band technology - I downloaded episodes 15-24 of Series 1 - Episodes 00-05 of Series 2 - watched them non-stop in an zombie-like-trance"
Oh man, I'm not sure I could cope with that, watching it hour at a time (hour? Who am I kidding? 4 ad breaks!) is bad enough.
She's so bland it's untrue.
The thing with Lost is by the time anything does actually happen I can't see who's giving a shit.
The whole thing is so badly written and ridden with cliches it's actually quite fascinating I suppose.
Alot of people seem to be going on about 'how it gets good later on'.
Hmm.
Just a thought, but maybe having, I dunno, SOMETHING happen in the first 15 episodes might've helped.
Dom's right. You're better off watching "Hogan knows Best"...far stranger, sinister, fucked-up etc...better scripted too.
yep - agree - it is indeed somewhat lacking in both plot, character-development and indeed anything of interest - but trust me - submit yourself to an intensive session - with assorted stimulants - and it all becomes clear - as indeed does this lame-attempt blare-witch-style internet reality attachment : http://www.thehansofoundation.org/
mind you I did watch the whole thing with the sound-off and that evil first hawkwind lp on repeat play - so what do I know ?
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Exactly right Kek, Lost has the atmosphere of a dark, sinister episode of 'Last Of The Summer Wine'.
And yes, it's far better with no sound, I watched it that way and imagined everyone was plotting to kick the shit out of the doctor bloke.
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