Sunday, August 27, 2006

Top 10 Straight To Video Erotic Thrillers Featuring Girls Who Should Know Better

Tanya Roberts (Charlie's Angels) - Sins Of Desire (1993).

Helen Slater (Supergirl) - The House In The Hills (1993).

Shannen Doherty (Beverly Hills 90210 / Charmed) - Blindfold: Acts Of Obsession (1994).

Elisabeth Shue (Hollow Man/ Leaving Las Vegas) - Palmetto (1998).

Teri Hatcher (New Adventures Of Superman) - The Cool Surface (1994).

Pamela Anderson (Baywatch / VIP) - Raw Justice (1994).

Shannon Tweed (Nothing) - A Woman Scorned (1994).

Patsy Kensit (What Did She Ever Do, Exactly?) - Bitter Harvest (1993).

Nicole Eggert (T J Hooker / Baywatch) - Blown Away (1992).

Kristy Swanson (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) - Zebra Lounge (2001).

And there you are. I've finally gone porn and it's working for me. Most of these are young ladies whose careers have seen better times. A couple went this way from the get go. One film up there wasn't strictly straight to video but it bloody should have been.

Now, I don't expect many people will know the film titles, if you do you're in serious danger of staying in and Whacking Off too much, so just the names will do.

Coming soon: Top 10 Hammer films.


Sunday, August 20, 2006

Top Ten World War II Films

Where Eagles Dare (1968).

The Great Escape (1963).

Kelly's Heroes (1970).

The Big Red One (1980).

Anzio (1968).

Attack! (1956).

The Longest Day (1962).

Hell Is For Heroes (1962).

Cross Of Iron (1977).

The Dirty Dozen (1967).

War is hell, I know. Mostly because there's very little fluff involved. I stuck to WW II because otherwise it'll just all get too convoluted. There's far too many wars, basically. I mean, Aliens is a war film. And so forth. Well, enjoy. Name these films. Just bear in mind, though, it took me Fucking Ages to find all these pictures, so be gentle.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Saturday, August 12, 2006

TV Fluff Top er.. Thirteen

I have to say.. I enjoyed doing this one quite a lot.

Diana Prince/Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter) - The New Adventures Of Wonder Woman.

Summer Quinn (Nicole Eggert) - Baywatch.

Jessica Six (Heather Menzies) - Logan's Run.

Kris Monroe (Cheryl Ladd) - Charlie's Angels.

Veronica (Jennifer O'Dell) - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World.
Lt. Gay Ellis (Gabrielle Drake) - UFO.

Callisto (Hudson Leick) - Xena: Warrior Princess.

Sammy Jo (Heather Locklear) - Dynasty.

Faith (Eliza Dushku) - Buffy The Vampire Slayer / Angel.

Col. Wilma Deering (Erin Gray) - Buck Rogers In The 25th Century

Destiny Angel (Liz Morgan) - Captain Scarlet.

Jenna Stannis (Sally Knyvette) - Blake's Seven.

Barbara Gordon/Batgirl (Yvonne Craig) - Batman.

Well, thirteen was the best I could do..none of the above could possibly be left out. As always, tell me who they are & what the series is. Or just enjoy the porness of it.

Friday, August 11, 2006

You What?

Just got home from a rather fierce session with The Webster. I have been up since 3am and could be described as 'slightly deluded' or even 'FUBAR'. Anyhow, we concluded, after several hours of Serious Drinking, that Quinten Tarantino may still do something good at some point.
PS: The above picture has absolutely no relevance to this post.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Sports Presenters

I work with many types of presenters, at the moment mostly news/business & sport presenters. I chat to them about many things, what I did on my days off, how my bad leg is, how I'm chucking in this crappy TV thing to go and live by the sea, whatever.
For some reason though, I only ever talk to sports presenters about sport. I wonder why that is.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Monday, August 07, 2006


Big thanks to JC for getting his Americana mate Valerie to send me & Mrs Zero these ultra-cool US stamps. Valerie sent them as a late wedding present, which is just excellent.

Saturday, August 05, 2006


Now, I didn't know Edge & Adam Steele did books together. Cool. With a Tony Masero cover too.

Top Ten Screen Villains

As seems to be becoming a second's another Top Ten for you to exercise your brains over. Have fun.

Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) - The Matrix Revolutions (2003).

Papa Jupiter (James Whitworth) - The Hills Have Eyes (1977).

Selina Kyle/Catwoman (Michelle Pfieffer) - Batman Returns (1992).

Max Cady (Robert Mitchum) - Cape Fear (1962).

White Warlord (Frank Doubleday) - Assault On Precinct 13 (1976).