Friday, April 29, 2005

Dentists Are Evil

Two trips to The Dentist in two days due to my cheek swelling up to the size of a water melon (though strangely no pain at that point).
Yesterday he declared 'Tooth Dead With Abscess' and proceeded to drill right through the fucker with no anesthetic.
Last night by the time I got home I was in AGONY. Didn't get any sleep due to the prolonged AGONY - then went back this morning for more. As if to make up for the lack of any attempt at pain-killing the day before - he gives me FIVE FUCKING INJECTIONS - roof of the mouth - in the gum - IN THE FUCKING ABSCESS. Jesus that hurt. It hurt more than I ever want to be hurt again. Then he gives me a mirror to hold so I can actually watch him squeezing the puss and blood out of my FUCKING ABSCESS.
Then he put a foot on my chest and yanked out my tooth, which feels a little like somebody trying to kill you.
Still, on the up side it got me out of two days of The Fucking Election at work.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

I was pulled out of the relentlessness of News 24 yesterday to go and FM a one hour discussion programme for BBC4 on Hitler (Showing This Saturday - probably clashes with The Dalek).
Interesting though it was (badly dressed proffessors discussing whether he was worse than Stalin, was it because he was gay etc..), I couldn't stop thinking..why did they ask for me..?

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

For Dupe C discussed over Lager the other night.
Millennium..possibly the best Kris Kristofferson / Cheryl Ladd movie ever made.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Saturday, April 23, 2005

I found this copy of Lord Of The Spiders the other day which has a cover I've never seen before. It seems my current infatuation with Moorcock is getting out of I've already got this book with a different cover.
Artistically this one fits into my set much better than the one I had before..and it was only 50p. Don't know the drop me a comment if you have any idea.

Sunday, April 17, 2005


To celebrate Kate getting a digital camera - I though I'd post the latest addition to my Boba Fett Farm - limited edition chrome variant Bust-Up.

Friday, April 15, 2005


Just got in - it's 3.00 am, I'm smashed to the gills & I have a mouth ulcer.
Still - I'm fairly sure I won £12.00 and a Chocolate Bunny at Texas Hold 'Em Poker.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Simply because Kek W was reading Stormbringer the other day - I thought I'd post this as I've just finished reading it. Moorcock's stuff is still holding up pretty well in my opinion.
This is actually the US version of Phoenix In Obsidian (presumably the Americans found the original title a little complex). Lots of killing and a depressed hero. What more can you ask of a book.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Things I Don't Give A Fuck About This Week.

The new Oasis album.

Michael Howard trying to come across as some kind of human.

Episode by episode analyses of Doctor Who. (John Leslie for the new Doctor? Cool, The Rape-O Doctor).

Global warming.

Wherever Jamie Oliver is going.

Whatever Abi Titmus is doing.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

The Spider... Master Of Men. He is really pretty hard. He executes people then marks their foreheads with his lighter. And he's a hunchback. Cool.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005


Logan's Run - the TV series. How very important.

Monday, April 04, 2005

Vegas 02

This was outside the lift at The Luxor every morning when I went down to get the coffee.
It was freaky.

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Vegas 01

This was our hotel in Las Vegas - The Luxor - and as you can see it's a fucking pyramid. Our room's walls were at an angle and everything. The lifts (or Inclinators as they're known) go up at a fucking angle and a laser shoots out of the top of the building at night.
I fucking love Vegas.

Friday, April 01, 2005

Well now...

...Jessica Alba seems to be making some fine career moves lately.