More Slavery

Strangely found this the next day in a different shop in a whole different town. Mistress Of The Lash...Fantastic.

Black Slaver

"She was the queen of slavers and her merest whim was death." Nice. God bless The New English Library.

The GA

For Davider...vocal hogger Nadine Coyle, and for me..all of 'em in rubber. Cool. The new GA single is fantastic, penned by The Pet Shop Boys, I suggest getting hold of it.

Deadly Encounter

Especially for Niowulf....Deadly Encounter, a superb Larry Hagman Helicopter Movie that I haven't seen. Sorry it's such a tiny picture, biggest I could find.

Top 10 Helicopter Films

#01 : Blue Thunder (1983). Just THE Helicopter Movie.

#02 : Dawn Of The Dead (1978). Decapitation By Helicopter Blades Amongst Other Cool Helicopter Things.

#03 : Apocalypse Now (1979). I Don't Believe This Needs Explaining.

#04 : First Blood (1982). This Is The Guy That Falls Out Of A Helicopter When Rambo Chucks A Rock At It.

#05 : Lake Placid (1999). Giant Crocodile Attacks Helicopter.

#06 : Die Hard (1988). FBI Helicopter Cool.

#07 : Terminator 2 : Judgement Day (1991). More Helicopter Coolness.

#08 : John Carpenter's The Thing (1982). Norwegian Helicopter Cool.

#09 : King Kong (1976). By Miles It's A Better Film Than The Recent Turgid Peter Jackson Pile Of Drudgery...And It's Got Helicopters And The World Trade Centre.

#10 : Black Hawk Down (2001). It Just Had To Be In Here .

Okay, well they're mostly films with helicopters in them, rather than actual Helicopter Films ...but they do feature in an integral to the film kind of way....tell me all ten and I'll post the Fluff pic of your choice.

Wilma Deering

Blimey, over on Bugwar > it's gone Erin Gray C-razy.

Heather Locklear At Christmas

Just lifted this pic of Locklear (more on Bugwar), as she is first choice for the lead role in the TV Movie I've been writing whilst working at the BBC over Christmas. Working title : 'Your Cock's Head Is Too Big For My Tight Ass'. Locklear has yet to get back to me on this.

Deep Art 002

Well, I'm off to London until after Xmas to stay with Duderino & generally work depressing shifts in telly, so I'll see you people in a week or so.

Happy..er..actually, fuck it.

Deep Art 001

So, then. What could have possibly happened next?

Spider Fluff

Many thanks to El Lurcherino for putting me up last week while I did a stint at Al Jazeera. Lurch also insisted I read the current Mark Millar / Steve McNiven Wolverine, which I duly did and now can't wait for the next one. McNiven does do good fluff...this here is Hawkeye's daughter.
If you haven't already I suggest getting hold of it. Good stuff.
Happy birthday for the day before yesterday Lurch...I'll post a fluff pic for you if you tell me who you want (nobody toooo rough, I know you like them slightly deformed or unfeminine).

The Moon

Books

Westworld

Currently in the middle of watching Westworld on TCM. Why hasn't that happened yet then? I'd go.

How Old?

Well, now. Very Old today, but the depressing ageing thing has been offset by Mrs Zero buying me the latest Stephen Hunter...a king among writers..He's so fucking Eighties it's like he still lives back there.
I shall be reading it very soon, next week in fact as I travel by train down to our great capital to work, once again, in television. Oh, well, I did get out for almost two years. That has to count for something, right? I worked some overnights last week on Channel Five's American Football. Free chocolate & my name on the credits really didn't make me feel any better. Walking back into the studio firing line just made me nauseous and somewhat retarded. It's looking like I might be back in the television genre just in time to see it finally fist-fuck itself to death.
On top of that I goosed my knee a few weeks back and standing up for eight hours in a studio didn't really help. The most annoying thing is my other knee's fucked now from taking all the weight. Go figure.
Still, using a walking stick for a week was cool. It felt very cosmopolitan.
Apologies for not posting for over a month (to anybody who gives a crap), I have no excuse other than I really had nothing to say. And as you probably can see...I still don't.

What A Crock Of Fucking Sorry Shit

Christ, there's 90 minutes I'll never get back. AVP : Requiem, it's a really dark film. No, I mean dark...couldn't see a fucking thing. Biggest pile of tripe I've seen in a long time. It's like it was made by Michael Bay's ass hairs (he's the worst director I could think of off the top of my head). Hollywood can kiss goodbye to that franchise. Here's a tip..next time hire a fucking director.

Top Ten Disaster Movies..Number #11

#11 : Krakatoa : East Of Java (1969).

Forgot one, which is how 'Daylight' got in there in the first place...what's this then you bunch of smart asses?

Top Ten Disaster Movies.

Ah, a Top Ten. #01 : Daylight (1996).

#02 : Dante's Peak (1997).

#03 : Earthquake (1974).

#04 : Deep Impact (1998).

#05 : The Day The Earth Caught Fire (1961).

#06 : The Poseidon Adventure (1972).

#07 : A Night To Remember (1958).

#08 : The Core (2003).

#09 : The Towering Inferno (1974).

#10 : Airport '77 (1977).

There you go, a true pleasure to compile. Tell me all ten movies and win an invitation to come and have tea & biscuits & creamo at my villa in the country*.

*I may not be there.

The Long Ryders - I Had a Dream

Just Genius - gotta dig those guitars.

Paul Newman

RIP dude.

National Wheatley Day

As suggested by Lurch, I heareby declare September 26th National Dennis Wheatley Day.