Friday, December 26, 2008

Heather Locklear At Christmas

Just lifted this pic of Locklear (more on Bugwar), as she is first choice for the lead role in the TV Movie I've been writing whilst working at the BBC over Christmas. Working title : 'Your Cock's Head Is Too Big For My Tight Ass'. Locklear has yet to get back to me on this.

7 comments:

Chris Bessie said...

I think your film would look great in the BBC1 Sunday listings, just after The Antiques Roadshow and a great lead in to The Last Of The Summer Wine :)

Anonymous said...

I'm seeing Heather next week for our fortnightly sexual roleplay session. Speaking to her on the phone last night she did mention that, after reading the outline a couple times, she is still mulling the idea over - thing is, you may need to get an ass double in when it comes to shooting 'cos on a crazy drunken night out last fall we went into a tattoo parlour and got her bumhole tattooed. At the time it seemed like a good idea, and we nearly shit ourselves laughing, but, well y'know the cold light of day 'n' all that... Not everyone thinks a picture of Fred West, Charlie Manson, Myra Hindley and Ian Brady, all holding hands and playing "ring o' ring o'roses" round yer squithole is funny :(

Dominic Zero said...

Yes Chris, I reckon Sunday early evening sounds good. Of course the title is slightly misleading, it's actually a psychological drama about losing a child.
And DavidER...I don't believe Locklear would stoop so low as to hang out with you, but tell her we'll use Scarlett Johanson for the ass double..I'm sure I won't have any trouble getting her involved.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeh, Scarlo's a defo for this, I won't even have to ask twice. In fact she usually pays me to do this kind of gig.

jonny freeman said...

hands off scarlett mate, she's one of mine. last time i did her up the a-noose she looked back over her shoulder at me, tears rolling down her pretty face and asked me if i loved her truly!. i said yes, just before i offloaded my nad jam deep in her sphincter. i lied of course. she means nothing to me. kylie's carring my child, no 'up the bum no babies' with her. the lack of breasts is a bit of a concern though, but janeanne garofalo has offered to wet nurse.

Dominic Zero said...

Niiiice. I got bored of Johanson VERY quickly, so I feel nothing. Welcome Jonny F, shall be hopping over to your world v shortly.

Dominic Zero said...

Hey, Jonny, just been over to yours & enjoyed the experience. Tried to leave a very witty comment but it didn't stick. Shall try again later.