tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7671167.post7643125467446740368..comments2023-10-31T17:13:32.715+01:00Comments on OCTOPUS 99: Heather Locklear At ChristmasDominic Zerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14459420315772992316noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7671167.post-53340847216850370712009-01-05T22:07:00.000+01:002009-01-05T22:07:00.000+01:00Hey, Jonny, just been over to yours & enjoyed ...Hey, Jonny, just been over to yours & enjoyed the experience. Tried to leave a very witty comment but it didn't stick. Shall try again later.Dominic Zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14459420315772992316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7671167.post-17099215610526213832009-01-05T22:00:00.000+01:002009-01-05T22:00:00.000+01:00Niiiice. I got bored of Johanson VERY quickly, so ...Niiiice. I got bored of Johanson VERY quickly, so I feel nothing. Welcome Jonny F, shall be hopping over to your world v shortly.Dominic Zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14459420315772992316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7671167.post-15429433987067300652009-01-05T00:15:00.000+01:002009-01-05T00:15:00.000+01:00hands off scarlett mate, she's one of mine. last t...hands off scarlett mate, she's one of mine. last time i did her up the a-noose she looked back over her shoulder at me, tears rolling down her pretty face and asked me if i loved her truly!. i said yes, just before i offloaded my nad jam deep in her sphincter. i lied of course. she means nothing to me. kylie's carring my child, no 'up the bum no babies' with her. the lack of breasts is a bit of a concern though, but janeanne garofalo has offered to wet nurse.jonny freemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544849892621276267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7671167.post-60745111997777898842008-12-28T22:31:00.000+01:002008-12-28T22:31:00.000+01:00Oh yeh, Scarlo's a defo for this, I won't even hav...Oh yeh, Scarlo's a defo for this, I won't even have to ask twice. In fact she usually pays me to do this kind of gig.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7671167.post-25858613844917722122008-12-27T20:36:00.000+01:002008-12-27T20:36:00.000+01:00Yes Chris, I reckon Sunday early evening sounds go...Yes Chris, I reckon Sunday early evening sounds good. Of course the title is slightly misleading, it's actually a psychological drama about losing a child.<BR/>And DavidER...I don't believe Locklear would stoop so low as to hang out with you, but tell her we'll use Scarlett Johanson for the ass double..I'm sure I won't have any trouble getting her involved.Dominic Zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14459420315772992316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7671167.post-75277190975391638342008-12-27T17:21:00.000+01:002008-12-27T17:21:00.000+01:00I'm seeing Heather next week for our fortnightly s...I'm seeing Heather next week for our fortnightly sexual roleplay session. Speaking to her on the phone last night she did mention that, after reading the outline a couple times, she is still mulling the idea over - thing is, you may need to get an ass double in when it comes to shooting 'cos on a crazy drunken night out last fall we went into a tattoo parlour and got her bumhole tattooed. At the time it seemed like a good idea, and we nearly shit ourselves laughing, but, well y'know the cold light of day 'n' all that... Not everyone thinks a picture of Fred West, Charlie Manson, Myra Hindley and Ian Brady, all holding hands and playing "ring o' ring o'roses" round yer squithole is funny :(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7671167.post-42467242164642239922008-12-27T14:41:00.000+01:002008-12-27T14:41:00.000+01:00I think your film would look great in the BBC1 Sun...I think your film would look great in the BBC1 Sunday listings, just after The Antiques Roadshow and a great lead in to The Last Of The Summer Wine :)Chris Bessiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01308064650399645620noreply@blogger.com