Friday, April 06, 2007

Go Faster

It's lucky I took this photo when I did - he was unfortunately mauled by one of the cats last night and has now lost the use of his legs.

12 comments:

Kenneth Murder said...

Jesus...Poor fucker. Without his legs he has nothing.

St. Anthony said...

Two legs good, no legs better.

doppelganger said...

I've read that one.... Jay comes back and takes over for a bit.

In the end, all the old versions of the Flash unite, but can barely fight off the invading giant supersonic cats...

Will Wally get the hang of his new bionic legs in time?

Dominic Zero said...

Oh, I'd like to think so, but unless I find some special super-hero super glue he's most definately fucked.
Anthony...is that some kind of weird 'Boxing Helena' reference?

St. Anthony said...

Oh dear, my amputee fetish is out of the bag.

Dominic Zero said...

Could be worse..um..when I think of something I'll get back to you.

doppelganger said...

I sense another top ten comin' on....

St. Anthony said...

Back in the days when people still consumed their porn via dodgy magazines, I wanted to launch an amputee fanzine ... I'm convinced I would have made a fortune.

Dominic Zero said...

You should do it...you could probably get an accompanying programme on Channel 4 fairly easily.

kek-w said...

"Back in the days when people still consumed their porn via dodgy magazines, I wanted to launch an amputee fanzine ..."

Someone brought a copy of an amputee porn mag into school when I was in my teens...can't remember who it was now, one of my class-mates...poor fucker can prob only get it up for quadriplegics now, tho (on the plus side!) he's prob. a multimillionaire running a Urkrainian-based torture site...

St. Anthony said...

Yes, I should have got in on the ground floor.
Plenty of opportunities in the ex-Sov. republics.

It's the old, old story .... an innocent little yen for an amputee one day, and before you know it, only full-on quadriplegics will stire the embers.

kek-w said...

"should have got in on the ground floor." LOL!