Saturday, March 10, 2007

Primeval

Blimey, how shit is Primeval? That's the worst written thing I've seen on telly since..er..Dr Who? ..Lost? ..Gray's Anatomy? ..ITN News? Oh, come to think of it it's actually not much shitter than anything else. But Hannah Spearritt, who was my favourite non-Nazi
S-Clubber, is really looking a lot like E.T. these days.

9 comments:

St. Anthony said...
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Dominic Zero said...

It really is shit, isn't it?

St. Anthony said...

Plenty of gratuitous shots of knicker-flashing ... absolutely awful ... he said.

Molly Bloom said...

It takes a lot to keep Anthony glued to his seat. I wafted roast dinners under his nose, dressed up as catwoman, offered him chocolate (dark) and even said I would recite 'Ulysses' all evening, but nothing would drag him away from this Primeval business. I'm sure it's the knickers.

Well, anyway, are you going to sponsor me to dress up as a hot dog for Comic Relief? Anthony laughed at my costume, even though it has taken me hours to construct so far. It's a long sausage, but I'm having trouble with the baps...

So, how about a sponsor then?

Dominic Zero said...

I'd love to sponsor you but Comic Relief is best not encouraged in my humble opinion.
Rich people on telly telling me to cough up money kind of annoys me.
Although hotdogs are my favourite food - especially when they're just cooked in boiling water like in the old days.

DavidER said...

Yeh, good ole gypsy fairground hot dogs - even the onion is kept lukewarm in salty water - plastic-red tommy sauce, electric-pus mustard, cotton wool bun. Served by a grubby girl with dandruffed, scraped-back, greasy hair, and mortuary pallor. To be consumed onsite with the smell of diesel fumes and candy floss up yer hooter.

Dominic Zero said...

Nice. I might go out & get one right now.

Molly Bloom said...

Oooh, well, I'll come back here when I'm dressed up then shall I?

Ahem.

Dominic Zero said...

Sorry, you've lost me.
What are you actually going to do dressed up as a hot dog? Are you going to go out or stay in?