Well, I survived my Stag Night. I have to thank Pool King Niowulf for organizing everything - the whole affair had a military precision. It was a day and night of pure drinking and macho competition. I got knocked out in the semi-finals of the pool tournament and was Utter Shit at bowling. Still - I had a fabulous evening, even though everybody seemed to forget to book a Wonder Woman In Underwater Gear stripper.
At some point there was food - I think that may have saved us.
Special thanks must go to Nik for not bringing any drugs. Thank God. Apparently he couldn't wake his dealer up that morning.
I even made it to a pulp bookfair today - more of that later.
It's now 9pm and I'm going to bed...I'm very, very tired.
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Wot you said about my style of pool playing came true again.
Yes - I am always right - your style of playing pool is sooo awful that you are impossible to beat. As tournament favourite Webb found out too late.
Deceased my arse.
Just wanted to say congrats on the upcoming nuptuals. And I'm glad that you can remember your bachelor party - sometimes, it's the last thing that you remember.
You're Back! Cool. Show's how much I've been paying attention lately - what with the W*dding, the doing up of the flat, the drink, the drugs.
I shall de-decease you immediately.
Wanted to visit your great country for the honeymoon but budget restrictions mean we can only get as far as Dublin.
Word of warning! Don't bid on eBay after a Stag. I was the leading bidder on a car at £5000 until a few minutes ago. Phew!
Unless you can bid on a Linda Carter swimsuit...
Niowulf - You fucking nutcase..how many cars do you need? Why didn't you just watch The Wild Geese like I told you?
Doppelganger - the Underwater Gear is not much good without Lynda Carter in it now is it...just in case you get pissed & see one on Ebay..Don't Bid.
Kool have a beautiful day you olde hippy...
congrats on the w-ding day .. is it this weekend - hope all goes well - be cool to hook up maybe sometime later this year !!
Yes - the W*dding's this Saturday.
Thanks all for the positive vibes..although Hard Cash would also be acceptable.
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