Thursday, March 23, 2006

No Fucking Deal

Noel Edmonds is now officially the highest paid presenter on British tv. How fucking depressing is that?
Just as Gaby Fuckwit Roslin finally disappears and Dar-vina is looking hot to plummet down the ratings toilet, they start bringing tossers back that I thought we were well rid of.
Who's next? Anthea Snowflake Turner - the woman who put the sack & shit in Sack Of Shit?

6 comments:

Loki said...

just spent a weekend with my good friend Kempernorton and hius charming girlfriend and he said that apparently when he met her he said she looked like "...the Goth Anthea Turner..." after which she didn't speak to him for 5 years but, importantly. "the seeds were sown..."

there. glad i got that off my chest

kek-w said...

Is 'snowflake' some sort of cocaine reference?

Dominic Zero said...

Nah - she paid for her wedding by advertising Cadbury's Snowflake in the actual wedding photos. How fucking arse is that?

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niowulf said...

Did you say free pop corn?

Dominic Zero said...

Hmmm..free pop corn. Nice