At work, killing the 5 hours between news bulletins, what does one do? Of course - research Phobias. After all, there's only so much coffee you can drink & so many cigarettes you can smoke.
Actually I was trying to find the proper name for the Fear Of Disintegration (Which I think Kek has). Couldn't find it - but I did find these:
Amathophobia - Fear of Dust.
Chaetophobia - Fear of Hair.
Francophobia - Fear of French Culture. (I may have that).
Homichlophobia - Fear of Fog.
Myxophobia - Fear of Slime.
Pupaphobia - Fear of Puppets.
Nucleomituphobia - Fear of Nuclear Explosions (I've got that).
Atomosophobia - Fear of Atomic Explosions (I haven't got that).
Xerophobia - Fear of Dryness.
Dinophobia - Fear of Whirlpools.
Geniophobia - Fear of Chins.
Barophobia - Fear of Gravity.
Lutraphobia - Fear of Otters.
Metrophobia - Fear of Poetry.
Cyclophobia - Fear of Bicycles (I've got that - but only when they're on the FUCKING PAVEMENT).
Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of Peanut Butter Sticking To The Roof Of The Mouth.
Astrophobia - Fear of Celestial Space or Stars.
Limnophobia - Fear of Lakes.
Zemmiphobia - Fear of The Great Mole Rat.
Apeirophobia - Fear of Infinity (I don't have the attention span to be scared of that).
Takethatophobia - Fear of Being Bum-Fucked By Robbie Williams (Ask Andrea Corr).
I tell you what - I'm not spell-checking this, I'll be here all night.
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