#06 - Payback (1999). Truly Awful Remake of Point Blank In Which Mel Gibson, As Usual, Refuses To Be Shown In A Bad Light - Which Kind Of Makes The Whole Thing Pointless.

#07 - Planet Of The Apes (1999). A 'Re-Imagining'. I Don't Fucking Think So.

#08 - Get Carter (2000) So Bad It's Almost Worth Recommending.

#09 - Piranha (1995) Chickens Out Of The Original's Kiddie Massacre.

#10 - Rollerball (2002) Honestly, One Of The Worst Films I've Ever Seen.

I shall be off line for a few days, moving house and attempting to stay calm.

I leave you with my Top Ten Shit Remakes....guess what they all are, give me your own suggestions, agree or disagree....I shall expect to retun here and find hundreds of comments and the winner will get, well, my highest respect.