Baby Polar Bear : "Mummy, are you sure I'm really a polar bear?"
Mother Polar Bear : "Of course you're a polar bear. Why do you ask?"
Baby Polar Bear : "Beacause I'm fucking freezing."
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"You think this is being shot? This isn't being shot."
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Two flies are lunching on a dog turd. One goes a bit green, then vomits.
The other one, indignant, says "Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here".
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