Wednesday, February 10, 2010

My Favourite Joke

Baby Polar Bear : "Mummy, are you sure I'm really a polar bear?"

Mother Polar Bear : "Of course you're a polar bear. Why do you ask?"

Baby Polar Bear : "Beacause I'm fucking freezing."


Anonymous said...

Two flies are lunching on a dog turd. One goes a bit green, then vomits.
The other one, indignant, says "Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here".

Dominic Zero said...