Monday, September 04, 2006

It Wasn't My Fault

Steve Irwin died this morning.
Now, I wasn't a big fan of The Crocodile Hunter and his contemporaries, certainly not enough to go searching for a picture of him, but it was just weird that Niowulf, me and our wives were discussing him just the other night and saying how cool it would be if one of these guys died annoying a snake or poking a gila monster.
I think we might of Voodoo'd that fucking stingray into stabbing him.
Oh, well.


Molly Bloom said...

Dominic Zero! Don't cross him. We are at his mercy!

Better make sure I do penance for getting all of those Clint Eastwood ones so quickly.

What humiliating Hammer like acts shall I have to perform to be spared the wrath of Voodoo?

niowulf said...

I suppose that Nickelodeon will have to drop their Steve Hurtin' parody sketch now.


El Duderino said...

Next time you guys are hanging out can you have a chat about Russell Brand? He's really getting on my tits.

Dominic Zero said...

Seeing Niowulf this weekend, so it could well be arranged. We'll try & do something about Abi Titmus while we're at it.

Dominic Zero said...

And that fraud Nikki off Big Brother.

Dan said...

Good work!