Friday, September 08, 2006

Famous People I Met This Morning

Well now, I met Al Gore, Oliver Stone and Brent Spiner this morning.
Gore was ok, though he kind of moved around in slow motion. Apparently he's trying to save the planet or something.
And Stone was, well, alright I suppose, if you like that sort of thing. He worryingly announced that he's just done a 3hr 40min cut of Alexander..I mean, Jesus, didn't he get the message when it came out? Nobody gives a Shit.
Stood at the back of the studio slagging him off with Spiner, now that was cool.


Molly Bloom said...

You are the celeb magnet aren't you? Can I have your autograph seeing as you have been so close to all these people?

Can you get Natasha to invite Lee Majors on please?

No, really.

Molly Bloom said...

I suppose I'll settle for Declan...he looked kinda cute with his shopping trolley this morning.

Arrrrghhhhh...did I just say that?

Dominic Zero said...

Yes, the celebs do just swarm to me.
Just for the record, Declan's an absolute cunt.

kek-w said...

Stone's really worthy...the Sting of film-making; can't think of a film of his that isn't boring...mind you, I wonder if that documentary he made of Castro is any good. isn't he doing some sort of 9/11 modern american heroics movie. Fer fucksake, leave it alone; move on...

Err..I don't know who Declan is. Hardly watch any telly any more.

kek-w said...

I do hate fucking Ricky Gervais, tho. What a prick.

Dominic Zero said...

Yeah, Oliver Stone..ham-fisted politics, I don't like anything he's ever done.
I once had the misfortune of seeing 'Born On The 4th Of July'.. just three hours of shouting.
Declan is BBC Breakfast's business twat. I had a stand up row with him in News 24 when he refused to go on set. He's a little bully. Didn't work on me, though.
I like Gervais, gotta say.

kek-w said...

Can't stand that insincere forced grin of his.

Plus: Just. Not. Funny.

Declan sounds an arse. I'll send him some hate mail on yr behalf.

Molly Bloom said...

Oh I'm boycotting Declan RIGHT NOW!

I always imagined him wearing a nappy anyways.