Sunday, August 27, 2006

Pamela Anderson (Baywatch / VIP) - Raw Justice (1994).


Shannon Tweed (Nothing) - A Woman Scorned (1994).


Patsy Kensit (What Did She Ever Do, Exactly?) - Bitter Harvest (1993).


Nicole Eggert (T J Hooker / Baywatch) - Blown Away (1992).


Kristy Swanson (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) - Zebra Lounge (2001).

And there you are. I've finally gone porn and it's working for me. Most of these are young ladies whose careers have seen better times. A couple went this way from the get go. One film up there wasn't strictly straight to video but it bloody should have been.

Now, I don't expect many people will know the film titles, if you do you're in serious danger of staying in and Whacking Off too much, so just the names will do.

Coming soon: Top 10 Hammer films.


36 comments:

Molly Bloom said...

*Peeps from behind fingers* Is number 3 Shannon Doherty?

Dominic Zero said...

Indeed it is. A fantastic film that was.

El Duderino said...

Aw shit. This one was always going to be a problem. You know you should really get out more. 6 could be Pammie. Fake tits, anyway. And 8 looks worryingly like Linda Carter. Surely not?

Dominic Zero said...

#6 is indeed Pammy. I'm afraid #8 isn't Lynda Carter, she was a good girl.

Dominic Zero said...

Dude, you should get #7 - straight to Erotic video Queen..

Molly Bloom said...

2 looks a bit like Victoria Principal...she wasn't that strapped for cash was she?

At first I thought it was Julianne Moore...but she is far too *good*.

Dominic Zero said...

Not Victoria Principal, she never went down that road.

El Duderino said...

7 is Shannon Tweed at a guess. Also 5 could be Sean Young?

doppelganger said...

Seven Darryl Hannah?
Dunno....is that her knee or someone else's?

Molly Bloom said...

What is 'whacking off'?

Dominic Zero said...

#7 is Shannon Tweed, but #5 is not Sean Young..#5 is a telly star. I can't believe nobody's got #4.
'Whacking Off' is a technical term for cooking vegetables.
I'm off to your blog Molly to slip in some of my fave cover versions..

Molly Bloom said...

You see I thought it was Teri Hatcher - number 5...

Molly Bloom said...
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Molly Bloom said...

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Dominic Zero said...

Teri Hatcher it is.

El Duderino said...

4 looks a bit like Cheryl Ladd, and I know how fond of her you are. I feel vaguely ashamed that I was the only person to recognise Pammy from her implants alone, and also think she don't really qualify as one of the 'fallen' as she was pretty much down there in the first place. Baywatch, after all, was just primetime softcore.

Dominic Zero said...

Not Cheryl Ladd. She never sank to the depths.
Well, Tweed & Anderson are both soft-core experts, as I said in the post, they're not all Fallen.
And Baywatch was high-brow stuff. Primetime Porn indeed.

Molly Bloom said...

I like the way that Teri Hatcher has got that 'mono-brow' thing going on in that picture. Strange how people's faces change with a bit of polishing up. I saw Jennifer Aniston in 'Quantum Leap' the other day and couldn't believe what her nose looked like back then.

Molly Bloom said...

Number 4 looks a little like Sharon Stone...but she didn't do that did she?

Dominic Zero said...

Not Sharon Stone, though you're in the right arena, a cinema girl rather than a TV girl.
Nominated for an oscar.

Dominic Zero said...

I might have to put some clues in later, seeing as you're all so bad at straight to video erotica.

Molly Bloom said...
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Molly Bloom said...

I must stop writing smutty comments and then deleting them.

You see...some of us are laydees and we don't watch such things. That's why we don't know the answers.

Molly Bloom said...

Is it Charlize Theron then? Number 4. I bet she likes vegetables.

Dominic Zero said...

'Fraid not Molly. I'm looking like winning this hands down. I'll put up some clues.

Molly Bloom said...

Clues! Oooh..this will be a first!

Molly Bloom said...

8 is Patsy Kensit.

Dominic Zero said...

#8 is indeed our Patsy.

JC said...

No. 4 - Elisabeth Shue?

JC said...

No. 1 - Tanya Roberts. Do you know she once did a voice on 'The Angry Beavers' cartoon? Can't think why that comes to mind...

Dominic Zero said...

Yes & Yes JC.
And Cheryl Ladd was one of Josie & The Pussycats.
Welcome to the Erotic Thriller world..plenty left..

Molly Bloom said...

This is the longest running yet - yeehar Dom!

*Slaps thigh in true Western style*

JC said...

No 10 (complete guess based on clue, because I don't watch this kind of stuff. No, really.) - Kristy Swanson

Dominic Zero said...

Yes! Buffy going lez.

Dominic Zero said...

Well, I think I'm going to claim victory on this one...will reveal the last two later on.
Hooray for me!

Molly Bloom said...

Hurray! I'm glad you won Domz. Marvellous stuff. I'm amazed we got any at all. But great fun indeed.

That's Refried 1
Domz 1

Things are looking fabby around these parts. What's next? OOOOOOH HAAAAAMMMMMERRRRR!