Sunday, June 15, 2008

Tennis Flop

Say what you like about Tim Henman or Greg Rusedski, but at least they turned up for their matches.
Andy Murray, our great British hope in the world of tennis, is turning out to be a simpering cry-baby tosser who seems to fall over in agony if a moth flies too near his head. For God's sake, man, get a fucking grip. Not turning up for a quarter final because you hurt your thumb is pathetic. I thought the Scots were supposed to be hard. Bring back John Lloyd.

3 comments:

Molly Bloom said...

What a shame, he won't be able to make that angsty face now and clench his sparrow's kneecap when he scores a point.

Molly Bloom said...

I love the random nature of the picture against your rant.

Eisenstein would take his hat off to you Domster. :)

Dominic Zero said...

I couldn't bring myself to put a pic of the Scots twat up, so my usual default is Cheryl Ladd or Heather L.
Although if I can find a pic of Murray crying like a baby or falling over I might put that up.