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I Just Fucking Stabbed Myself.

I really did just fucking stab myself. I the thumb, with a fork. I think it went about three inches in. There was a geyser of blood. And much pain. I'm OK, though, don't worry - no need for get well cards or flowers. I'm pretty sure I can carry on.
Although I have to say 'I Just Fucking Stabbed Myself' is a great title for an album.

Variety El Punko #01

As my continuing obsession with the 70s spirals into depressing nostalgia and a mindnumbing lack of knowledge of anything musically current, I have compiled what is probably the single greatest punk compilation cd ever put together. Tracks are as follows:

1/ Brickfield Nights - The Boys.

2/ She's A Windup - Dr Feelgood.

3/ Do Anything You Wanna Do - Eddie & The Hotrods.

4/ Automatic Lover - The Vibrators.

5/ Sweet Suburbia - The Skids.

6/ Public Image - Public Image.

7/ Orgasm Addict - Buzzcocks.

8/ Whatever Happened To? - Buzzcocks.

9/ Perfect Day - The Saints.

10/ Wasted Life - Stiff Little Fingers.

11/ Suspect Device - Stiff Little Fingers.

12/ Straighten Out - The Stranglers.

13/ Hanging Around - The Stranglers.

14/ Help - The Damned.

15/ In A Rut - The Ruts.

16/ In My Area - The Fall.

17/ Protex Blue - The Clash.

18/ I Don't Need To Tell Her - The Lurkers.

19/ Born To Loose - Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers.

20/ Bored Teenagers - The Adverts.

21/ Eve Of Destruction - The Dickies.

22/ Don't Dictate - Penetration.

23/ I'm Not Living In The Real World - Blondie.

24/ Swallow My Pride - The Ramones.

25/ Where Have All The Bootboys Gone? - Slaughter & The Dogs.

26/ Johnny Was - Stiff Little Fingers.

27/ Borstal Breakout - Sham 69.

Yeah, no Pistols. Anybody wants a copy let me know. It's fucking brilliant, and you get all the vinyl pops & hiss because I never looked after my records. I'm working on Variety El Punko #02 as we speak as I couldn't find my 999 singles when I put this one together. Also putting together my long awaited early 80s Terror Fish album 'Tracey Carter'. It's only long awaited by me, but it's still long awaited.

The Partridge Family

Going through a very 70s phase at the moment. Mind you, that's really nothing new.

999 - Homicide

Vibrators - Automatic Lover

Oh, yeah.

Stewart Lee: Braveheart

Stewart Lee - Joe Pasquale joke

Britain's 41st Funniest Comic

Actually Went Out last night, saw Stuart Lee, incredibly under valued comic, who should, at the very least, be in the top 30. That's Channel 4 top hundreds for you.
Amongst other genius stuff he did a fantastic bit on 'The Values Of The Carphone Warehouse'. Just brilliant.
I urge you to look out for him.
I shall endeavour to dig up a couple of his bits on You Tube and post them up later.

B A Robertson Below

'Bang Bang' : As rediscovered in Kek's Krypt last night whilst hammered on bourbon & gin to within an inch of our human rights. I haven't smoked that many cigarettes since the late '80s.
Incidently, Kek - B A's other hit was 'To Be Or Not To Be'. Mrs Zero knew that and we didn't. We should be ashamed of ourselves.
I'm off up the garden shed to find my copy of 'Play Don't Worry' by Mr Ronson.

Bang bang

Ilfracombe 01/04/08