Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Logan's Badge


Now that's some birthday present. Two Logan's Run badges. Fucking magnificent.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Many thanks to Mr Niowulf for bringing round his gigantic, gas-guzzling 4X4 monster truck to help me shift a whole pile of stuff (including my zebra-stripe filing cabinet) over to Mrs Zero's house yesterday.
Enormous cars should be Encouraged and Used More.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Friday, November 24, 2006




Ah, yes, although myself & Mrs Zero were house hunting in N Devon, I still managed to get into a few charity shops on the sly. I found a great stash of New English Library pulps in Westward Ho!
Incidentally we found somwhere to live inbetween my bookshop foraging.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Well, now, I'm off to North Devon in the morning to find a place to live as we've got exactly 11 days to get the hell out of here. No pressure, but I won't be posting for a few days, so here's a Hasselhoff beermat as acquired from Cloud 23 in Manchester.
For those of you in the London vicinity I shall be having a birthday beverage on Wed 29th Nov, so keep it free.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Holy Shit, what was all that about? I simply tried to log in & all of a sudden I was being Googled up the ass.
Anyway, just been drinking heavily with Niowulf and we came 3rd in some kind of Uber-Difficult pub quiz.
I think it helped that Niowulf knew that the mast at the back of a ship is called a mizzzzenenen.
Cool.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Monday, November 13, 2006

Sunday, November 12, 2006

The X Factor

Well, it just goes to show, being wheelchair bound or having a dead mum will only get you so far.

Sunday, November 05, 2006


As a follow up to the legendary Kidshirt's recent post regarding my long lost band The Amazing Cattle, I'd just like to reiterate that if anyone out there is crazy/deranged/lonely enough to want one or both of these albums, they are available from me at £6.00 for one or £10.00 for both, plus £1.50 p&p either way.
Just leave a comment and I can give you my Paypal or postal address.
Hold My Hand Grenade has 15 tracks.
Perfume River has 12 tracks.
Now I'm gonna sit back and watch the comments flood right on in.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Humanoids From The Deep (aka Monster) (1980 / 1996).


The House That Dripped Blood (1970).

Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter (1974).

Got 20 minutes or so to kill before I go to the pub, so here's three more Horror puzzlers for you to mull over if there's nothing on the telly. Believe me, there's nothing on the telly. My close friend Christopher Lee might be in one of them.

Cool As Fuck

So, anyway, I met Christopher Lee yesterday at work..and he sang to me. He sang to me. Fucking Hell.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006



I got an ace book through the post today, but my scanner's fucked so here's a picture of Yvonne Craig.