RIP Aaron

Aaron Spelling - Genius. Simple as that.

Carter Vs The Nazis

Funny how things just get turned around sometimes.

Righteous Guns & Rubber

Underworld: Evolution. Not bad, really. Better than the first one. More to the point they do keep Beckinsale in rubber for the whole thing. Again. On that level it really works.

Hold My Hand Grenade

The Amazing Cattle - Hold My Hand Grenade. The first official album, available now at all good basement flats in South West London.

The Only Thing I Ever Fucking Won

As Kidshirt & I were discussing Julian Cope over on his Blog, thought I'd post the Copey 'Sunspots' car I won from Smash Hits around '87. It was just as 'Fried' came out, so I don't think anyone else entered.

X Men 3

Spoiler Alert.

Saw X-Men: Last Stand yesterday. Not bad at all, some really good set pieces and more meat on the plot. Halle Berry's hair has definately improved. It has a kind of blue hue. Nice.
My only problems with it really were the waste of Juggernaut (Vinnie Jones is fine..but don't let him speak), and the half-assed discarding of Cyclops. Ok, they never made much of him in the previous movies, but still, it is Scott Summers. Might want to make a little bit more of killing him.
Otherwise, though, it rocks. Kelsey Grammar is ace.

He's only small, but he is The Rhino. Groovy. Very tired. Me go bed now.

Power Rangeeeers

Pause For An Ego Moment

Turns out I might well be on Points Of View this Sunday. I have asked them to edit out my gimp-style limping. Of course, they might edit me out all together. I would.

Pictures From Den

Reformed smoker Wheatly sent me these pix from his travels - apparently the shark sign is outside his front door in Sydney.
The Stardust is by far the coolest hotel/casino on the Vegas strip. It's kind of old school, not gimmicky. It's pretty much just a hotel/casino.
I once won $500 in one night there. Ah, I want to be there now. Las Vegas is just the best place on Earth.

Help Needed

Well, now. There's three films on Ebay that I NEED at the moment, but I can only afford one - so I'll be needing advice on which to go for:

Blood Beach.

The Blob (the fantastic 80's remake).

Double Tap ( the Heather Locklear as an undercover heroin-addicted cop in leather trousers movie).

In all fairness though, if I go for Double Tap I'll have to hide it from Mrs Zero for the rest of my natural life. But that's okay, there's plenty of other stuff that'll need to be hidden.

All suggestions welcome.