Zoltan : Hound Of Dracula

It's All About Me

Just a word to say that over on Kek-W Quarterly you can find my long lost play 'Blue Bone In October'. I wrote this back in, well, a fucking long time ago during a period of heavy experimentation with 20th Century drugs.

Suffice to say it's out there in the world now, and bless Kek for remembering it exists and for putting it up there.

It's well worth checking out this new venture of his anyway - great pieces by xTx and Bradley Sands are already up and I hear there's writers clammering to get on there - so best of luck to Kek with this fearless project.

Andy Hallett 1975 - 2009

Too young, dude. RIP.

Wow

I've finally figured out how to do this. Thanks Lurch.

Crikey

As I'm spending an appallingly dull afternoon working at an appallingly dull TV Station, I've been wisely spending my time checking out pictures of Megan Fox.
As the place has run out of filter coffee and I've still got seven hours to go, this is all that's keeping me going.

Sage

Now that is a great ass. By Salvador Larroca.

Rocket Scientist

Look,just in case anyone thought this was a blog purely about cartoon women's arses, here's some plans to build an actual rocket. See? I can be interesting & informative.

Susan Storm

Talking of nice arses (well, I was anyway), Susan Storm gets a really nice one courtesy of Jim Lee. Hey, it's Sunday tomorrow, so I may well spend the day looking through my comics for Nice Ass Artists. You saw it here first.

Silver Sable

No particular reason for posting this other than I found a shitload of trading cards I didn't know I had and that Julie Bell draws a nice arse.

Philip Jose Farmer 1918 - 2009

Kid Shirt Cake

I swear to God, I took this picture of Kid Shirt, Doppelganger & Farmer Glitch (yeah, yeah, I still can't do the 'click on the bold text & it'll take you to their page' thing - it's too fucking 2006 for me), among others, and, well, shit, it came out like this. I'm guessing they're all fucking vampires. Note the wisps of smoke, something freaky was going on.
Kek's Bash on Saturday night was just Legend. I wore my Luftwaffe gloves, talked Mucho Shit (see Doppledude's blog) and apparently fell over in Kek's garden.
I also met Kek's cat Jim - I was telling him all about Vernor Vinge - but the fucker walked off.
Also, during the Jack Daniels haze of The Westlands Social Club, I seem to remember eating a large piece of cake WITH KEK'S FACE ON IT. That just can't be right...can it? Can it???
All in all - fantastic night. I'm possibly actually still pissed.

A Night Out

Off to Kid Shirt's Birthday Bash tomorrow night. I expect to drink heavily and talk loudly about shit. The burning question is though...do I wear my Luftwaffe gloves?

Goodbye To The Korps

A sad thing, selling your 1/32 Scale Afrika Korps on Ebay, but what has to be done has to be done.

More Slavery

Strangely found this the next day in a different shop in a whole different town. Mistress Of The Lash...Fantastic.

Black Slaver

"She was the queen of slavers and her merest whim was death." Nice. God bless The New English Library.

The GA

For Davider...vocal hogger Nadine Coyle, and for me..all of 'em in rubber. Cool. The new GA single is fantastic, penned by The Pet Shop Boys, I suggest getting hold of it.

Deadly Encounter

Especially for Niowulf....Deadly Encounter, a superb Larry Hagman Helicopter Movie that I haven't seen. Sorry it's such a tiny picture, biggest I could find.

Top 10 Helicopter Films

#01 : Blue Thunder (1983). Just THE Helicopter Movie.

#02 : Dawn Of The Dead (1978). Decapitation By Helicopter Blades Amongst Other Cool Helicopter Things.

#03 : Apocalypse Now (1979). I Don't Believe This Needs Explaining.

#04 : First Blood (1982). This Is The Guy That Falls Out Of A Helicopter When Rambo Chucks A Rock At It.

#05 : Lake Placid (1999). Giant Crocodile Attacks Helicopter.

#06 : Die Hard (1988). FBI Helicopter Cool.

#07 : Terminator 2 : Judgement Day (1991). More Helicopter Coolness.

#08 : John Carpenter's The Thing (1982). Norwegian Helicopter Cool.

#09 : King Kong (1976). By Miles It's A Better Film Than The Recent Turgid Peter Jackson Pile Of Drudgery...And It's Got Helicopters And The World Trade Centre.

#10 : Black Hawk Down (2001). It Just Had To Be In Here .

Okay, well they're mostly films with helicopters in them, rather than actual Helicopter Films ...but they do feature in an integral to the film kind of way....tell me all ten and I'll post the Fluff pic of your choice.

Wilma Deering

Blimey, over on Bugwar > it's gone Erin Gray C-razy.

Heather Locklear At Christmas

Just lifted this pic of Locklear (more on Bugwar), as she is first choice for the lead role in the TV Movie I've been writing whilst working at the BBC over Christmas. Working title : 'Your Cock's Head Is Too Big For My Tight Ass'. Locklear has yet to get back to me on this.