I'm off to Manchester in the morning for five/six days, so I'll leave you Locklear & Loaded. Here's hoping I don't get Stabbed or Shot or generally Killed.

Sex Toys

Black Widow II

Huntress

Tomb Of The Cyberdudes

As some of you might know, I'm not a big Dr Who fan (particularly the recent shit that seems to be a Billie Piper soap opera) - but I do really like The Cybermen, well, the old school ones anyway.

Gray Morrow

As the great Gray Morrow was included in the great Kidshirt's latest post, I thought I'd put up some of his Perry Rhodan covers from the 70s. He was just really good at old style robots & stuff like that.

Fuck! I just got in (pretty pissed), and Night Of The Comet is on, which is possibly the best film ever made, but it's halfway through and I've fucking missed it and the picture above is fron Starcrash and I'm just so confused. But I've got a really good idea for a Top Ten, but if I tell you you'll know and then what fun would that be and Dragon's Den has finished and I've got to go to Madchester for five days and what the fuck goes on there and I could have fucking sworn there was a Cornetto in the freezer and that bloke from Top Gear..is he OK and how are we doing in the Ryder Cup ..oh, me go bed now.

TV Tie-Ins

More from my Book Palace haul.

Pulps And Stuff

Not in anyway attempting to compete with Kek W's recent haul, but I went to the Book Palace Fair at the weekend and picked up a few gems. Unfortunately what used to be a really good book fair is now 90% comics & trading cards and there was only two proper book stalls. I've nothing against comics, but it's a totally different crowd, man.
Still, managed to come away with about 20 books, so not bad for a couple of hours in the West End.

Happy Birthday Niowulf

Niowulf gets the Dark Side treatment. I hope he's OK.

At Last...Eight Below

Eight Below finally came out yesterday, an absolute work of genius. It's just a Husky Holocaust. Possibly the best film I've seen since Nick Fury: Agent Of Shield.

Modok And Friend

Famous People I Met This Morning

Well now, I met Al Gore, Oliver Stone and Brent Spiner this morning.
Gore was ok, though he kind of moved around in slow motion. Apparently he's trying to save the planet or something.
And Stone was, well, alright I suppose, if you like that sort of thing. He worryingly announced that he's just done a 3hr 40min cut of Alexander..I mean, Jesus, didn't he get the message when it came out? Nobody gives a Shit.
Stood at the back of the studio slagging him off with Spiner, now that was cool.

The Blob

It Wasn't My Fault

Steve Irwin died this morning.
Now, I wasn't a big fan of The Crocodile Hunter and his contemporaries, certainly not enough to go searching for a picture of him, but it was just weird that Niowulf, me and our wives were discussing him just the other night and saying how cool it would be if one of these guys died annoying a snake or poking a gila monster.
I think we might of Voodoo'd that fucking stingray into stabbing him.
Oh, well.

Top 10 Hammer Films

The Plague Of Zombies (1966).


She (1965).

Rasputin The Mad Monk (1966).


The Satanic Rites Of Dracula (1974).


Doctor Jekyll And Sister Hyde (1971).

Quatermass 2 (1957).

Frankenstein Created Woman (1967).


The Reptile (1966).

When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth (1970).

The Legend Of The Seven Golden Vampires (1974).

God, but I love Hammer films. I could have done the whole thing with just pictures of Peter Cushing & Christopher Lee, but I thought that might be a little anal. Anal, me? God forbid.

Anyway, tell me which films these ten puppies are. Get all ten and win a bottle of Blue Stratos.

Doctor Fate / Batman

Sax Rohmer

Edmond Hamilton

Top 10 Straight To Video Erotic Thrillers Featuring Girls Who Should Know Better

Tanya Roberts (Charlie's Angels) - Sins Of Desire (1993).


Helen Slater (Supergirl) - The House In The Hills (1993).


Shannen Doherty (Beverly Hills 90210 / Charmed) - Blindfold: Acts Of Obsession (1994).

Elisabeth Shue (Hollow Man/ Leaving Las Vegas) - Palmetto (1998).


Teri Hatcher (New Adventures Of Superman) - The Cool Surface (1994).

Pamela Anderson (Baywatch / VIP) - Raw Justice (1994).

Shannon Tweed (Nothing) - A Woman Scorned (1994).

Patsy Kensit (What Did She Ever Do, Exactly?) - Bitter Harvest (1993).

Nicole Eggert (T J Hooker / Baywatch) - Blown Away (1992).

Kristy Swanson (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) - Zebra Lounge (2001).

And there you are. I've finally gone porn and it's working for me. Most of these are young ladies whose careers have seen better times. A couple went this way from the get go. One film up there wasn't strictly straight to video but it bloody should have been.

Now, I don't expect many people will know the film titles, if you do you're in serious danger of staying in and Whacking Off too much, so just the names will do.

Coming soon: Top 10 Hammer films.