Susan Storm

Talking of nice arses (well, I was anyway), Susan Storm gets a really nice one courtesy of Jim Lee. Hey, it's Sunday tomorrow, so I may well spend the day looking through my comics for Nice Ass Artists. You saw it here first.

Silver Sable

No particular reason for posting this other than I found a shitload of trading cards I didn't know I had and that Julie Bell draws a nice arse.

Philip Jose Farmer 1918 - 2009

Kid Shirt Cake

I swear to God, I took this picture of Kid Shirt, Doppelganger & Farmer Glitch (yeah, yeah, I still can't do the 'click on the bold text & it'll take you to their page' thing - it's too fucking 2006 for me), among others, and, well, shit, it came out like this. I'm guessing they're all fucking vampires. Note the wisps of smoke, something freaky was going on.
Kek's Bash on Saturday night was just Legend. I wore my Luftwaffe gloves, talked Mucho Shit (see Doppledude's blog) and apparently fell over in Kek's garden.
I also met Kek's cat Jim - I was telling him all about Vernor Vinge - but the fucker walked off.
Also, during the Jack Daniels haze of The Westlands Social Club, I seem to remember eating a large piece of cake WITH KEK'S FACE ON IT. That just can't be right...can it? Can it???
All in all - fantastic night. I'm possibly actually still pissed.

A Night Out

Off to Kid Shirt's Birthday Bash tomorrow night. I expect to drink heavily and talk loudly about shit. The burning question is though...do I wear my Luftwaffe gloves?

Goodbye To The Korps

A sad thing, selling your 1/32 Scale Afrika Korps on Ebay, but what has to be done has to be done.

More Slavery

Strangely found this the next day in a different shop in a whole different town. Mistress Of The Lash...Fantastic.

Black Slaver

"She was the queen of slavers and her merest whim was death." Nice. God bless The New English Library.

The GA

For Davider...vocal hogger Nadine Coyle, and for me..all of 'em in rubber. Cool. The new GA single is fantastic, penned by The Pet Shop Boys, I suggest getting hold of it.

Deadly Encounter

Especially for Niowulf....Deadly Encounter, a superb Larry Hagman Helicopter Movie that I haven't seen. Sorry it's such a tiny picture, biggest I could find.

Top 10 Helicopter Films

#01 : Blue Thunder (1983). Just THE Helicopter Movie.

#02 : Dawn Of The Dead (1978). Decapitation By Helicopter Blades Amongst Other Cool Helicopter Things.

#03 : Apocalypse Now (1979). I Don't Believe This Needs Explaining.

#04 : First Blood (1982). This Is The Guy That Falls Out Of A Helicopter When Rambo Chucks A Rock At It.

#05 : Lake Placid (1999). Giant Crocodile Attacks Helicopter.

#06 : Die Hard (1988). FBI Helicopter Cool.

#07 : Terminator 2 : Judgement Day (1991). More Helicopter Coolness.

#08 : John Carpenter's The Thing (1982). Norwegian Helicopter Cool.

#09 : King Kong (1976). By Miles It's A Better Film Than The Recent Turgid Peter Jackson Pile Of Drudgery...And It's Got Helicopters And The World Trade Centre.

#10 : Black Hawk Down (2001). It Just Had To Be In Here .

Okay, well they're mostly films with helicopters in them, rather than actual Helicopter Films ...but they do feature in an integral to the film kind of way....tell me all ten and I'll post the Fluff pic of your choice.

Wilma Deering

Blimey, over on Bugwar > it's gone Erin Gray C-razy.

Heather Locklear At Christmas

Just lifted this pic of Locklear (more on Bugwar), as she is first choice for the lead role in the TV Movie I've been writing whilst working at the BBC over Christmas. Working title : 'Your Cock's Head Is Too Big For My Tight Ass'. Locklear has yet to get back to me on this.

Deep Art 002

Well, I'm off to London until after Xmas to stay with Duderino & generally work depressing shifts in telly, so I'll see you people in a week or so.

Happy..er..actually, fuck it.

Deep Art 001

So, then. What could have possibly happened next?

Spider Fluff

Many thanks to El Lurcherino for putting me up last week while I did a stint at Al Jazeera. Lurch also insisted I read the current Mark Millar / Steve McNiven Wolverine, which I duly did and now can't wait for the next one. McNiven does do good fluff...this here is Hawkeye's daughter.
If you haven't already I suggest getting hold of it. Good stuff.
Happy birthday for the day before yesterday Lurch...I'll post a fluff pic for you if you tell me who you want (nobody toooo rough, I know you like them slightly deformed or unfeminine).

The Moon

Books

Westworld

Currently in the middle of watching Westworld on TCM. Why hasn't that happened yet then? I'd go.

How Old?

Well, now. Very Old today, but the depressing ageing thing has been offset by Mrs Zero buying me the latest Stephen Hunter...a king among writers..He's so fucking Eighties it's like he still lives back there.
I shall be reading it very soon, next week in fact as I travel by train down to our great capital to work, once again, in television. Oh, well, I did get out for almost two years. That has to count for something, right? I worked some overnights last week on Channel Five's American Football. Free chocolate & my name on the credits really didn't make me feel any better. Walking back into the studio firing line just made me nauseous and somewhat retarded. It's looking like I might be back in the television genre just in time to see it finally fist-fuck itself to death.
On top of that I goosed my knee a few weeks back and standing up for eight hours in a studio didn't really help. The most annoying thing is my other knee's fucked now from taking all the weight. Go figure.
Still, using a walking stick for a week was cool. It felt very cosmopolitan.
Apologies for not posting for over a month (to anybody who gives a crap), I have no excuse other than I really had nothing to say. And as you probably can see...I still don't.