Bunny Man

Walking through Oxford Circus tube on my way to work this morning - there was a busker playing The Killing Moon - how very cool. Makes a change from all the Oasis / Simon & Garfucknel / Beatles I'm used to being subjected to.
Didn't give the fucker any money though.

More Zombies

Just watched Resident Evil: Apocalypse - and a fine film it is too. Lots of chicks with guns / zombies / SWAT teams going down - plus a big evil dude with a chain gun and a rocket launcher.
Uber-Recommended.

Bubba Ho-Tep

Saw Bubba Ho-Tep last night. It's great - a kind of mixed up Elvis vs The Mummy kind of thing. I knew nothing about it before hand, which is always a bonus, we only got it out because the Godlike Bruce Campbell is the star.
It's weird on quite a few levels.
Also saw Hellboy. Thought it was pretty good - always like a hefty dose of Nazi bad guys. Never read the comic, so I had no pre-conceived ideas going in. It did kind of run out of petrol towards the end - like most films - too long.

I don't actually remeber this tv series - but it looks fucking great.

Splat!

Poor Martina Hingis...makes her big comeback at the Thailand Open after two years off the circuit..and gets twatted in the first round by a German nobody's ever heard of.
She looked very nice though, which, of course, is the premier thing in Women's Tennis. The game is sorely lacking visual talent at the moment.

Super Crap

Just in case anybody was wondering... Catwoman is shit.
This was no surprise or anything, but I thought I needed to justify posting the picture by doing an in-depth review.

Global Domination

Being bored out of my tiny mind at work today, hoping that The Pope makes it to the end of my shift, I stuck my name in a couple of search engines, and there's Octopus 99, right at the top of 7,500 hits.
How very something.

A Scary Vision Of The Future

In a mild drinking frenzy last night Niowulf ( http://badgertimes.blogspot.com ) was telling me how his daughter Caitlin had been watching I, Robot with him.
After a particularly violent scene (bloke plummets to death from high window), he switched it off & told Caitlin it was bed time.
Next morning Mrs Niowulf confronted him saying little Caitlin had had Bad Dreams all night.
Niowulf responded by saying that it hadn't been that violent.
But apparently it wasn't the violence from the film that had given little Caitlin nightmares...it was the fact that daddy had told her that in the future everything would be American & there would be robots everywhere.
I guess sometimes the truth isn't too pretty.

Harsh.

Now this was a pretty cool find.

As was this.

In all honesty when I found this book I thought it was a sleazy pulp - turns out it's actually an historical account. Wow.

It's All In My Head

The Shadow Knows

One of the great covers Jim Steranko did for The Shadow series - published by Pyramid & Jove - that sadly only got to 23 books.
Walter Gibson (aka Maxwell Grant) apparently wrote over 350 novel length stories featuring The Shadow & only a handful made it into paperback form in the 60s & 70s. It's a shame, for instance, that The Gibbering Things never made it into paperback form, a title on a par with The Exploding Lake or The Awful Egg in Kenneth Robeson's Doc Savage series.
Bantam stayed committed to publishing all 182 of the Doc Savage books, while most publishers seemed not so besotted with The Shadow. It's a shame as the only other format they're printed in is the original Street & Smith magazines - which cost a lot.
The Shadow always fascinated me partly because he's a weirdo, but mostly because he's hardly ever the main character - he always gets his faithful followers to do all the leg work. All The Shadow really ever does is sit in a dark room somewhere taunting wrong doers by laughing through a concealed radio speaker at them & freaking them out. Doc Savage, on the other hand, pretty much does everything - and his loyal team have little to do other than argue & punch holes in doors.
I recently acquired some tapes of old 40s radio shows with Orson Welles proclaiming; ' Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!'
Like most other super heroes, they made a film, they missed the point, it was shit.

This doesn't really need a caption does it? Except to mention it's a great book because Dr Who's not in there being annoying.

HaHaHaHaHaHa

Check out Thursday's tabs for superb pix of Prince Harry wearing a Swastika Armband.
Best breaking news I've ever worked on.
I wonder if this is because he's after Cheryl Tweedy.

The king is back. Raymond van Barneveld twatted Martin Adams in the final.
Uber-Cool.

Well, as I'm basically perv for a woman in anything remotely shiny or super heroey, here's Jessica Alba as the shiny Invisible Woman. Click to enlarge (snigger).

What the hell, I''ll go.

King Barney Rubble

Good to see Raymond van Barneveld back on king-size form in the Lakeside World Darts. What with The Viking out as well as Merv 'The Twat' King, Barney is not going to be stopped. He won his match on a 170 checkout - that's the highest possible finish.
I fucking love the darts - it's fat poetry.