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Alright then, seeing as you lot got all 10 in, like, half an hour, I've added another that I saw the other day...so what's this then?

Top 10 Films I Have Seen I The Last Couple Of Weeks

Felt like a long time since I did a top ten..and as I've completely run out of genres (feel free to suggest some)..this genre is 'Films I've Watched Recently'. Inspiring, huh? Anyway, they're all complete fucking classics with no connection to each other, so here you go...

#01 : Psychomania (1973).

#02 : Dante's Peak (1997).

#03 : Lord Of The Flies (1990).

#04 : Die Hard 4.0 (2007).

#05 : Ghosts Of Mars (2001).

#06 : Manhunter (1986).

#07 : Tremors (1990).

#08 : Herbie Fully Loaded (2005).

#09 : Pushing Tin (1999).

#10 : The Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954).

And there you are..I have seen NOTHING new lately, so nearly all these were on the telly. Tell me what they all are and win absolutely nothing.

Meeee

A Self-Portrait thing that's going around....as passed on to me from Kek-W. Apparently there are no rules, any format goes, the idea is to 'reveal some aspect of your inner psyche'. As I don't have an inner psyche, or even an outer one, I just done a felt-tip representation of how I see myself.
And I see myself with a monocle, filed teeth, an Emporer Ming beard, a scar and a hairstyle I had in 1982. As everyone should know by now, I'm a natural blonde who dyes his hair shit-brown because I'm deep.
I'm also a lot fatter & older than this picture implies, but fuck you - it's my picture.

I shall pass this mercifully onto Lurch & new reader KJB. And Molly!

Lurch - no pictures of yourself as Jesus.

Felt-Tips are ace, I might get into colouring in some of my 'ink & paper' drawings of Sue Storm getting 'seen to' by some drunken Advanced Ideas Mechanics. I would post them up, but Marvel might sue me as I'm not sure The FF ever came up against A.I.M..

Jamaica White

Blimey. You don't see this stuff anymore.

Power Rangers

Can't find the fucking Pink Ranger. I think she was called Kimberly.

OOGGA! BOOOGA!

Man With Huge Cock postcard from professional writer Kek-W. I can only assume this is how they talk down Bournemouth way.

War Of The Wing-Men

Bang Bang

As fate would have it I travelled all the way up to Bristol last week to catch The Bangles. I don't know why, really, I think it was social desperation. Anyway, met up with Webb, started drinking a little early, and, well, watched them play songs.

The photos are indeed shit, but I did take them on my phone (yes, I was one of those cunts who spends the whole time holding their mobile in the air - I think that might be worse than being a pavement cyclist), whilst standing at the bar, so it's hardly surprising they suck.

Still, The Bangles were pretty good, they just came on, did their thing without ceremony, then off they went. I recognized more songs than I thought I would. Hoffs still looks pretty good, I mean, she must be, I dunno, at least thirty by now, and the two sisters never looked that good in the first place so no disapointment there. My only problem was that the Bangle I used to fancy was the bassist, and she wasn't there. I do think this could have been flagged up beforehand - obviously Webb's research was a tad lacking.

Still, it was a good night. M Barber was there (he seemed to know ahead of time that the original bassist wasn't involved thus presumably wasn't racked with disapointment - mind you he's still involved in the Music Scene, so I guess he would know things like that), and I got falling down pissed. I really did. I actually fell down. How '80s is that?

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